The Truth Behind Spongebob & Friends

Spongebob Squarepants:
Okay, so most people think that Spongebob is not straight because of some of his actions in the show and that may be true because of  3 main facts.One, he likes to stay clean, now I'm not saying that all guys that like to stay clean are not straight but Spongebob likes to have things a little too clean and by that I mean I have never seen trash at his house.I mean the only time you see it is when he has visitors or has a party and when there either gone or the party is over his house is spotless and he also never has dishes, come on who never has dishes.
Two, he acts very feminine, when we see him like when him and Patrick find the baby clam he tells Patrick that he's too grotesque to be the mom and says he should be the mom.If two guys found a baby they would just be its parents neither mom nor dad and what makes it worse is he dresses up like a woman, he cleans, cooks, and nags Patrick then when he finds out Patrick has just been at his house watching T.V he acts like a woman at a certain time of the month.Finally, he loves Squidward here are some examples...
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Spongebob: Bye Squidward bye Mr.Krabs bye Squidward.
Patrick: You said bye Squidward twice.
Spongebob: I like Squidward.
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Spongebob: Spongebob I need two Krabby patties LOVE Squidward, Awww love you to Squidy.
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I know the second one wasn't exactly the same but you got the point.It seems no matter how much Squidward is mean to Spongebob he seems to still be more than happy to be friends with him it just seems awkward that hes always being a little more that friendly with Squidward. In conclusion, Spongebob has to be not straight or bi curious now I'm not saying that this is exactly true because in some episode he seems to be interested in getting married with a woman, but we don't know but their still making the series so they could reveal that Spongebob is straight just feminine.

Patrick Star:
So from what I have seen through the Spongebob series Patrick has been a messy and dumb starfish so I am convinced that Patrick is straight just nerdy for these reasons.One, Patrick is messy, now guys are usually messy and don't care to much about cleaning up unless they're having company over.I give this reason because of the episode where him and Spongebob have a war over being dirty or clean and Patrick is on the dirty side and fighting for it, like some teenage boys do with there mom who is telling them to clean there room.
Reason two,unlike Spongebob he has shown an interest in girls which you can see from him going all crazy about Mindy the Princess Mermaid in "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie". Third, hes always the one Spongebob runs to when he needs help and he always gives him some sort of complex or non-understandable answers like most guys do.All in all, I still think Patrick is straight but there have been some cases like at the beginning of the series he seems to have a sort of childish indecision of whether he's straight or not and it shows that he's kind of exploring both worlds but as it goes on it seems he decides he is straight and shows interests in girls.

Squidward Tentacles:
As to what I believe Squidward's preferences are I believe he's bi because he likes to do feminine things like dance,plays,opera, etc. and here are some reasons why.One, he's always sad or angry which seems like he is just hiding his real feelings to others or hiding his other side but he does show an interest in Patrick dressed as a woman which shows he may be interested in manly women or girly dudes which would make sense that hes hiding feelings for Spongebob. Two, he does kind of feminine things like interior decorating,getting massages,and competing with his rival Squilium Fancysun who may be bi, but I'm not going to go to much into Squilium, but Squidward seems to be interested in doing things that usually women or not straight men would do.So all I can say is Squidward is possibly Bi because I haven't seen too much stuff that makes it clear that Squidward is Bi but I can say that he may some sort of confusion whether he like women, men, or both.

Mr.Krabs:
From what I have seen Mr.Krabs is somewhat similar to Squidward we don't really know whether he likes women or men for some small but big reasons.One, he had Pearl and we know that Pearls his biological daughter because he calls her his flesh and blood and there are times he talks about when Pearl was a baby, so there may have been a mix up at the hospital I don't know how on earth it would have happened but maybe it did, so that shows he had interest in women but might have been turned.Second, like Squidward he showed interest in disguised Patrick so he may have know that it was Patrick and just acted surprised and disgusted when he found out it was Patrick so there's a thought.Lastly, he also like Mrs.Puff but that ended up in a mutual friendship between the two which may have made Mr.Krabs turn Bi because he still has feelings for women but feels he might do better with men.

Gary:
Everyone knows Gary as Spongebob's pet that's smarter than he is at sometimes but it seems no one has thought of Gary in a more observant way.He likes women that's for sure because when we see Gary in love it's always with a female snail.One thing I thought that might be a possibility is that Gary is just a tenant at Spongebob's house but was trapped there to be used as a mating slave when the cameras are not around, now I know that seems weird but it seems like a possibility of what's going on there because there have been times when Gary ran away and he just said that he ran away cause he thought Spongebob was "neglecting him" to hide the sick truth.

Now I know not everyone will agree with me on some of this so tell me what you think about certain things and tell me what you think is right and your reasons.

This is just a joke.